13 thoughts on “Poll: Alison Brie vs. Natalie Portman

  1. HiLo

    alison brie is wearing a body stocking.
    im so butthurt, i cant attend class,
    i need to protest on the streets.
    where is my cry in?,
    where is my ptsd dog?
    fuck this, ima go protest.

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  2. FSB21

    This was an easy choice for me. I picked Alison Brie. Even though Natalie Portman played Queen Padme Amidala in the Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, I still believe Alison Brie is prettier.

    Also, Alison Brie doesn’t seem to be perpetually stuck up like Natalie Portman appears to be and Alison Brie has a bigger chest.

    It does seem by the results from the poll that a good number of you are also voting f or Alison Brie. That’s awesome!

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  3. Klondike Pete

    Y’all niggas is crazy. How is this even a close poll. Natalie Portman.

    Natalie’s Rap (The Lonely Island)

    I don’t sleep, motherfucker, off that ‘gnac and the bourbon
    Doing 120 getting head while I’m swerving
    (Damn, Natalie, you a crazy chick)
    Yo, shut the fuck up and suck my dick
    I bust in dudes’ mouths like gushers motherfucker
    Pull up on NBC and smack the shit outta Jeff Zucker
    What you want Natalie? (To drink and fight!)
    What you need Natalie? (To fuck all night!)
    Don’t test me when I’m crazy off that airplane glue
    Put my foot down your throat ’til your shit’s in my shoe
    Leave you screaming, pay for my dry-cleaning
    Fuck your man it’s my name that he’s screaming!

    All the kids looking up to me can suck my dick
    It’s Portman motherfucker, drink ’til I’m sick
    Slit your throat and pour nitrous down the hole
    Watch you laugh and cry; while I laugh, you die
    And all the dudes, you know I’m talking to you
    (We love you Natalie!) I wanna fuck you too!
    (P!) It’s for Portman! (P!) It’s for pussy!
    I’ll kill your fucking dog for fun, so don’t push me

    When I was in Harvard I smoked weed everyday
    I cheated every test and snorted all the yay
    I got a def posse, you got a bunch of dudes
    I sit right down on your face and take a shit

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  4. King of all toasters

    This pic of Natalie is doing her no justice. I like them both but Natalie has long been one of my biggest Hollywood crushes.

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  5. Otter McCloud

    Alison Brie is my #1 crush right now, so this was an easy pick for me even tho Natalie is a great choice as well…. could have been any girl there and id still be picking Alison

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  6. Andreas

    Natalie hands down by far….been pretty as hell for all her career and I’ve never heard of the other chick….although she ain’t bad either….

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  7. Turlough

    I’m slightly surprised it’s as close as this, as I always assumed Natalie Portman would be miles ahead. Not that I agree with that choice. Natalie Portman’s very pretty but Alison Brie’s got a better body (well, bigger tits), so I plumped for Miss Brie.

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  8. Carlos T. Jackal

    Having had them both, I can tell you that Natalie has a surprisingly deep throat, but Alison likes it up the ass. It’s a tough call.

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  9. Zippo

    Natalie Portman hands down. Alison Brie is ugly and basic as fuck. She’s a 4 at most and that’s being generous. You are all sexually frustrated little boys that’s never been laid, let alone see a woman naked in real life so you all go nuts when you see a woman in a bathing suit and all of you claim she’s the hottest thing ever. Almost every girl that I went to school with and basically every girl I see in a store is better looking than Alison Brie ugly ass.

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  10. Charon

    Who the fuck is Alison Brie..?! She’s nobody ! Check the list of awards and nominations received by Natalie Portman and think again…They play in different leagues. And not even close as beautiful as Natalie Portman.

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